Murray Biotech, Gray, 18″, single speed, coaster brakes, new ape hanger handlebars, new grips, banana seat, new 26″ whitewall tires, kickstand, bottle holder. $250
Do you ever feel like your handlebars don’t express your larger-than-life personality, that your bike’s profile too easily lets you blend into the crowd, unnoticed & forgotten? Are you cramped by your saddle, confined to that tiny region above the seat tube by the suffocating dictates of political correctness, while your butt soul yearns to roam free & slide all the way back at will?
This bike will set you free. This bike is the beginning of the heroic quest you were born to pursue. If you are awesome enough for this bike, then this bike is the only bike awesome enough for you.
Better hurry though – at that price, some poseur might snatch this up before you make your move.
